Imagine This At Church
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000
was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe
in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men
proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ
remain where you are." Immediately, the choir fled, the
deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000
there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off
his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I
got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service.
Have a nice day!" And the two men turned and walked out. Too
deep not to pass on... Funny how simple it is for people to trash
God ... and then wonder why the world's going to pot. Funny how
we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible
says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do
not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
Or is it scary? Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"
in God). Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through
cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in
the school and workplace. Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can
be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible
Christian the rest of the week. Are you laughing? Funny how when
you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on
your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or
what they will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I
can be more worried about what other people think of me than what
God thinks of me. Are you thinking?
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